The Lactose Statement Piece

Finally, a hoodie that speaks your truth so you don’t have to. Featuring a clean, minimalist cream canvas and high-contrast embroidery, this piece blends premium comfort with a healthy dose of wit. Whether you’re actually lactose intolerant or just low on social patience, this hoodie is designed to keep you cozy while setting the record straight.

Key Features:

• The Message: Bold "ARE YOU LACTOSE? BECAUSE I CAN'T TOLERATE YOU" embroidery across the chest.

• The Fit: A classic, relaxed silhouette with a structured hood and spacious kangaroo pocket—perfect for layering or wearing solo.

• The Feel: Ultra-soft, heavyweight cotton-blend fabric for that "already broken in" comfort.

• The Style: A clean, strap-free design that pairs effortlessly with dark denim or your favorite lounge gear.

Wear it, mean it, and stay comfortable doing it.